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Lyrics:
Gary:
Right now you are down and out
And feelin' really crappy.
Nikki:
Ill say.
Gary:
And when I see how sad you are,
It sorta makes me happy.
Nikki:
Happy?
Gary:
Sorry Nikki.
Human nature-
Nothing I can do.
Its Schadenfreude
Making me feel glad that Im not you.
Nikki:
Now thats not very nice Gary.
Gary:
I didnt say it was nice,
But everybody does it.
Dya ever clap when a waitress falls
And drops a tray of glasses?
Nikki:
Yea.
Gary:
And aint it fun to watch figure skaters
Fallin on their asses?
Nikki:
Sure.
Gary:
Dont you feel all warm and cozy
Watching people out in the rain?
Nikki:
You bet.
Gary:
Thats
Both:
Schadenfreude.
Gary:
People taking pleasure in your pain.
Nikki:
Oh. Schadenfreude, huh? Whats that? Some kind of Nazi word?
Gary:
Yup. Its German for happiness at the misfortune of others.
Nikki:
Happiness at the misfortune of others
That is German!
Watching a vegetarian
Being told she just ate chicken.
Gary:
Or watching a frat boy
Realize just what he put his dick in.
Nikki:
Being on an elevator when somebody
Shouts Hold the door!
Gary:
Oh yea!
Both:
No!
Schadenfreude
Gary:
Fuck you lady!
Thats what stairs are for!
Nikki:
Ooh- How about:
Straight A students getting Bs
Gary:
Exes getting STDs
Nikki:
Waking doormen from their naps
Gary:
Watching tourists reading maps
Nikki:
Football players getting tackled
Gary:
CEOs getting shackled
Nikki:
Watching actors never reach
Both:
The ending of their Oscar speech!
Schadenfreude!
Schadenfreude!
Schadenfreude!
Schadenfreude!
Gary:
The world needs people like you and me
Whove been knocked around by fate
Cause when people see us
They dont want to be us
And that makes them feel great
Nikki:
Sure.
We provide a vital service to society.
Both:
You and me!
Schadenfreude
Making the world a better place
Making the world a better place
Making the world a better place to be!
Gary:
S-C-H-A-D-E-N-F-R-E-U-D-E!
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