Lyrics:

We are the scientists in the lab

Looking through a microscope

Those little glass slides they never lie

How can this small mind cope?



I've never seen anything like it before

This amoeba's got a mind of it's own

But don't turn your back you stupid science world

This is reaching for the telephone



A one celled creature a one celled thing

It hardly knows it's alive

You're better off dead if you only knew

Your growing life is taking a dive



I've never seen anything like it before

This amoeba's got a mind of it's own

But don't turn your back you stupid science world

This is reaching for the telephone