Comely woman why you treating me this way? Got religion instead of loving now you're praying (got religion instead of loving on your brain) You know i know i was everything you need Traded good times for a reverend's guarantees
I ain't no preaching man don't know what to do I got those slowly sinking reformed baptist blues
Now you wake me when i should be sleeping in Drag me out to your place of worshipping Missed the football now for six weeks in a row It's depressing to this man from golden door (it's depressing yeah but damn i'm going to go)
Absolution is a bummer i have found Re-baptism is just another way to drown God's salvation doesn't interest me at all Found the answer at the bottom of a bottle
Now you curse me every time i tell a lie Trade my gold chains for starched black pants and ties Can't beseech you that our marriage is a fraud Can't get screwed around when the other guy is god