Lyrics:

Dear Chasey Lain

I wrote to explain

I'm your biggest fan

I just wanted to ask

Could I eat your ass?

Write back as soon as you can



You've had a lotta dick

Had a lotta dick

I've had a lotta time

Had a lotta time

You've had a lotta dick Chasey

But you ain't had mine



Dear Chasey Lain

I wrote to complain

Ya never wrote me back

How could I ever eat

Your ass when ya treat

Your biggest fan like that?



You've had a lotta dick

Had a lotta dick

I've had a lotta time

Had a lotta time

You've had a lotta dick Chasey

But you ain't had mine



Dear Chasey Lain

I wrote to constrain

This letter is my last

As your biggest fan

I must demand

You let me eat your ass



You've had a lotta dick

Had a lotta dick

I've had a lotta time

Had a lotta time

You've had a lotta dick Chasey

But you ain't had mine



P.S.

Mom and Dad this is Chasey

Chasey this is my mom and dad

Now show ‘em them titties

Now show ‘em them titties

P.S.

Mom and Dad this is Chasey

Chasey this is my mom and dad

Now show ‘em them titties

Now show ‘em them titties



Would ya fuck me for blow?