Lyrics:

Nobby was a soldier, a life in the Army
Margarets back home alone waiting suspiciously
She can't hide the misery, the upset despair
When she found out Nobby had been having it off elsewhere
There's Eric there's Robby there's Derrick there's Bobby
They gave her the elbow
There's Harry there's Willy there's Barry there's Billy also

Whose that then?

(Chorus:)
Woe is me, I'm melancholy Margaret, I fret coz they leave me
God help me I'm melancholy. Snurree?!

Tommy was a driver he worked on the buses
"I've got some overtime to do" this is what he says
But Margaret wasn't having it, she searched high low
But Tommy's gone he's neckin' on in the back of the bus depot

There's Ronnie there's Kenny there's Donny there's Denny
they gave her the elbow.
There's Ronnie there's Timmy there's Micky there's Jimmy also

Whose that then?

Woe is me...(guitar bit)
Woe is me...