Lyrics:

Victory if Glenda she, had a baby, oooeee
Victory if Glenda she, had a baby, oooeee

Things were looking gloomy and Glenda she was sad
Kevin had been out with Carol Sands
But Glenda she though surely
It can't be that bad, if I had a baby

Victory if Glenda she had a baby, oooeee
Victory if Glenda she had a baby, oooeee

Glenda went round to the doctors the next day
You can't have a baby, that's what he said
Glenda did not give up she's got this book to read
Of how to have a test tube baby

Victory if Glenda she had a baby, oooeee
Victory if Glenda she had a baby, oooeee

Glenda's dad had just died, and she was unhappy
If only she could have a baby
So, to the disapproval of Kevin and his mam
She signed up for a baby

Victory if Glenda she had a baby, oooeee
Victory if Glenda she had a baby, oooeee
Victory if Glenda she had a baby, oooeee
Victory if Glenda she had a baby, oooeee

(Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo)
I will have a baby, Kevin
I'll have a test tube baby
(Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-rump)