Lyrics:

Just like the inside of any big shop,
People were everywhere,
Suddenly business was brought to a stop
When a terrible yell hit the air...
[chorus]
I've lost my mummy, a-ha-ha-haaaa,
I've lost my mummy.
[deep, indrawn sob]
I've lost my mummy, a-ha-ha-haaaa,
I've lost my mummy!
Ub, ub hup ub hup hup ub hup hup ub.
People all gathered to look at the lad,
Patted him on the head.
[Woman] Where was your mummy, when you saw her last?
Turning to her the boy said...
[repeat chorus]
Down came the manager to fix up the mess,
Took the small boy aside,
[Manager] Come on now lad, let's have your name and address,
With a lungful of air he replied...
[repeat chorus]
Well just then his mother appeared on the spot,
Gave him a hefty whack [sound of smack]
[Mother] That oughta teach you to go and get lost!
And the little boy's voice floated back...
I've FOUND my mummy, a-ha-ha-haaaa,
I've found my mummy.
[deep, indrawn sob]
I've found my mummy, a-ha-ha-haaaa,
I've found my mummy!
No mummy, I don't wanna go, no mummy I don't wanna, no mummy!
[applause