Lyrics:

Page three girls get you excited
You support Rangers and Man United
All you do is take up space
With a stupid look, on your stupid face
You had a girlfriend you really loved
But you were a shit and she got fed up of it
I don't know what you do
But I know we'd be better off without you
Without you
Without you
Without you
'Cause you're a big, fat, bigoted arsehole
You're a big, fat, bigoted arsehole
You're a big, fat, bigoted arsehole
You're a big, fat, bigoted arsehole
I know
I know
I know
You've got Billy tattooed on your neck
And a Union Jack above your bed
You've got nothing intelligent to say
And no-one's listening, to you anyway
Anyway
Anyway
Anyway

Cos you're a big, fat, bigoted arsehole
You're a big, fat, bigoted arsehole
You're a big, fat, bigoted arsehole
You're a big, fat, bigoted arsehole
I know
I know
And I know you know
I know