I met her in the gift shop Met her at the bus stop Met her in the park fly looking like a show stop
Seemed to be a nice girl Seemed to be a wise girl Seemed to be a plain old no surprise girl
So I was a bit surprised yes a little paralysed when she started to undress me with her steel blue eyes
Her breath so fast I thought she wouldn't last She ripped my shirt and things got nasty
'Eat this! My kiss did you ever know that it could feel like this'
Then she loved me Bang! Behind the bushes in the park and I just went
Yum yum gimme some (yum yum gimme some) A-ha-a-ha-a-ha-ha Yum yum gimme some (tu-ru-tu-ru-ru)
So what you gonna do what you gonna do
Yum yum gimme some (yum yum gimme some)
(...)
Yum yum gimme some
I'm on my knees Well, so then it became next week feeling like a big geek Tryin' to forget this psycho sex freak I hoped to meet her someday I did next sunday I saw her in the park I thought this'd be fun
She said 'welcome to the club man this is bob man 6'10' he is my husband' The bitch was married!
She wanted to see me carried away on a stretcher severely harried
I 'm telling you all he was pretty tall He alone could fill a freakin' place like albert hall
'No kiss eat this Did you ever know that it could hurt like this'
Then he beat me Bang! Behind the bushes in the park just because I'd been going
Yum yum gimme some (yum yum gimme some) A-ha-a-ha-a-ha-ha Yum yum gimme some (tu-ru-tu-ru-ru) So what you gonna do what you gonna do
Yum yum gimme some (yum yum gimme some)
(...)
Yum yum gimme some Ouuh Uh Aw
Hit me
Sitting inside the bass trap Feeling that bass slap Hit me in the middle of my funky little face whap!
Feeling kinda funky Not so hunky Look like shit some low life junkie
Well, I learnt my lesson I'll never start messing around with a girl who starts undressing when you've known her for a minute 'cause you never know what's in it If she's wicked you may score but you sure won't win no prize
Beware out there Girls are rarely what they seem and they don't care
(Aw Jesus Christ!)
So you got to remember this the next when you feel like doing
Yum yum gimme some (yum yum gimme some) A-hYum yum gimme some (tu-ru-tu-ru-ru) So what you gonna do what you gonna do