Lyrics:

I kicked out of the surf and stuck my board in the sand
And then up in my Woody to a hamburger stand
And when I got back, my nine five board was gone
She said, yeah, she said
'Finders keepers
Losers weepers'
'Finders keepers'
'Finders keepers, losers weepers'
I saw a Hodaddy paddlin' out by the pier
Well, he musta got my board 'cause mine isn't here
But now I know how to fix him, I'll just raise that meatball flag
He said, yeah, he said
'Finders keepers
Losers weepers'
'Finders keepers'
'Finders keepers, losers weepers'
He took off on a swell when he saw the flag
He's just a crazy Hodaddy pullin' some kind of gag
He went over the falls and now my board's comin' back to me
I said, yes, I said
'Finders keepers
Losers weepers'
'Finders keepers'
'Finders keepers, losers weepers'