Lyrics:

Well, I packed my bags and bought myself a ticket
To the land of the tall palm tree
Aloha, old milwaukee, hello, Waikiki
I just stepped down from the airplane

When I heard her say
Wacka, wacka, nooka, nooka
Wacka, wacka, nooka, nooka
Would you like a lei?

Hey, let's talk dirty in Hawaiian
Whisper in my ear
Kicka pooka mok a wa wahine
Are the words I long to hear

Lay your coconut on my tiki
What the hecka, mooka, mooka, dear
Let's talk dirty in Hawaiian
Say the words I long to hear

It's a Ukulele, Honolulu sunset
Listen to the grass skirts sway
Drinkin' rum from a pineapple
Out on Honolulu bay

The steel guitars are all playing
While talking with her hands
Gimme, gimme oka, doka make a wisha I wanna polka
Words I understand

Hey, let's talk dirty in Hawaiian
Whisper in my ear
Kicka pooka mok a wa wahine
Are the words I long to hear

Lay your coconut on my tiki
What the hecka, mooka, mooka, dear
Let's talk dirty in Hawaiian
Say the words I long to hear

Well, I boughta lotta junka with my moola
And I sent it to the folks back home
I never had a chance to dance the Hula
Well, I guess I should have known

When you start talkin' to a sweet wahine
Walkin' in the pale moonlight
Ohka noka whatta setta knocka, rocka sis boom boccas
Hope I said it right

Hey, let's talk dirty in Hawaiian
Whisper in my ear
Kicka pooka mok a wa wahine
Are the words I long to hear

Lay your coconut on my tiki
What the hecka, mooka, mooka, dear
Let's talk dirty in Hawaiian
Say the words I long to hear
Let's talk dirty in Hawaiian
Say the words I long to hear