Lyrics:

Rhodes

A very distinguished young girl
Very learned of the world
I was trying to impress
As I spilled coffee all over her dress

She laughed loud, she laughed loud, she laughed loud
And what did she say ?

She smiled and calmly said
'I've never experienced, only read'
I said : 'I'm sorry about that'
As I pulled up a chair and sat on her hat

She laughed loud, she laughed loud, she laughed loud

Invited me to dinner I was a half an hour late
Had a wonderful meal and I hardly ate
Then washed the dishes and I broke every plate
Couldn't understand it when I asked her for a date

She laughed loud, she laughed loud, she laughed loud

And when it was time to leave
She violently tugged at my sleeve
And whispered soft in my ear
Something that I didn't want to hear

She laughed loud, she laughed loud, she laughed loud

I want to see her again I said
With sweaty palms and her face turned red
'Why are you so nervous of me ?' - she asked
With her reply I nearly collapsed

She laughed loud, she laughed loud, she laughed loud