Lyrics:

(Submitted by Tim DuFour, tweaks by John Pichardo/B.L. :)

Thug: Hey babe, is this where the party is?
No, no, you don't know me
But a guy told me there was a party up here, you know?

Nina: I know your face

Thug: Yeah, well look up the fuckin' number

Nina: So are you gonna come?

Thug: Eventually babe, eventually

Nina: Well then you better come right now

Thug: Right

On Portobello Road Road we've got a nice little squat
It's a secret nightclub 'cuz we're so smart
Our landlord is Jesus Christ and Mickey Mouse
'Cuz we're the most happening green house
All the newest bands are playing
You don't have to pay to get in
I'm gonna be the host
Me, my friend and the holy ghost
The Mutoid Waste Company is on the drum
They come from another planet
And they're so much fun
And Eddie Rockwell just got a brand new rap (?)
We got funk in Moscow, ?????

Where's the party?
You know that there's a party
So where's the party, man?
You know that there's a party

All the groovy kids from Milan's (???), they're on the go
Pop in after eleven
The green house is like heaven
Zarah and Janette brought their newest pet
From the Battersea Dog Home
It's no dog, it's a black cat

What you gonna do on Saturday night
Wanna come to my place feel all right
Wear your best suit
Make yourself into a mutant
You better dress to impress
So come along and sing this song

Where's the party?
You know that there's a party
So where's the party?
You know that there's a party
So where's the party?
You know that there's a party

All the newest bands are playing
You don't have to pay to get in
I'm gonna be the host
Me, my friend and the holy ghost
If you want excitement, it's for free
If you need enlightment, come to me
Come with me
Come to me

Oh good gosh! The house is tilting
Now the police are trying to fit in
When they see my friendly smiling face
They decide at once to leave the place

What you gonna do on Saturday night
You gotta come to my place feel all right
Wear your best suit
Turn yourself into a mutant
You better dress to impress
So come along and sing this song

Where's the party?
You know that there's a party
So where's the party?
You know that there's a party
Repeat to end