Lyrics:

I've got nothing to say today

I used my words up yesterday



I'm just lying here in the sun

Watching you guys having fun



Seven days and seven nights

Working till you got it right



Don't help me I'll help myself

I'll pull some crackers off the shelf



She had her hair done yesterday

Now she's coming out to play



First you pull and then you push

Two in the hand and one in the bush



Oh, my love is

So excited

When I say we've

Been invited

Now we're going

To the palace

Dressing up for

Tea with Alice



Some will rise and some will fall

Some will come to nothing at all



The strangest people have the power

To lead me to my darkest hour



How can you be sure it's me

When it's payment on delivery



Oh, my love is

So excited

When I say we've

Been invited

Now we're going

To the palace

Dressing up for

Tea with Alice

Now my love is

Richer than rich

'Cause I studied

Mathematics

Graduated

Without honours

Everyone has

Gone Bananas