Lyrics:

Haha
Well now
We call this the act of mating
But there are several other very important differences
Between human beings and animals that you should know about

I'd appreciate your input

Sweat, baby, sweat, baby
Sex is a Texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff
That only Prince would sing about

So put you hands down my pants
And I'll bet you'll feel nuts
Yes, I'm Siskel, yes, I'm Ebert
And you're getting two thumbs up

You've had enough of two hand touch
You want it rough, you're out of bounds
I want you smothered, want you covered
Like my Waffle House hashbrowns

Come quicker than FedEx, never reach an apex
Like Coca Cola stock you are inclined
To make me rise one hour early
Just like Daylight Savings Time (Do it now)

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel (Do it again now)
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel (Gettin' horny now!)

Love
The kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt
Only God knows where we stuck it

Hieroglyphics, let me be Pacific
I wanna be down in your South Seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean
Means "Small Craft Advisory"

So if I capzise on your thighs high tide B-5
You sunk my battleship
Please turn me on, I'm Mister Coffee
With an automatic drip

So show me yours, I'll show you mine
"Tool Time", you'll Lovett just like Lyle
And then we do it doggy style
So we can both watch "X-files" (Do it now)

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel (Do it again now)
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel (Gettin' horny now!)

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel (Do it again now)
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel (Do it now)

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel (Do it again now)
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel (Gettin' horny now!)