Lyrics:

I see her online all the time
I'm trying not to stare down there
While she talks about her tough time
Girl of your dreams, you know what I mean
There's something 'bout her stare that makes you nervous
And you say things that you don't mean

Well, I found my hotel
I called up the twins
It's seven in the morning so they won't let me in
I need to get back
I've gotta see the girl on the screen

(And then I phoned her and she said)
'Maybe I would like you better if you took off your clothes
I'm not playing with you, baby
I think that you should give it a go'
She said, 'Maybe I would like you better if you took off your clothes
I wanna see, and stop thinking
If you're too shy, then let me
Too shy, then let me know'

I've been wearing nothing every time I call you
And I'm starting to feel weird about it
Sometimes it's better if you think about it
This time, I think I'm gonna drink through it
But I see her online
And don't think that I should be calling all the time
I just wanted a happy ending
And I'm pretending I don't care about her stare
While she's giving me a tough time

Well, I found a motel
It looked like the bins
I think there'd been a murder so we couldn't get in
I need to get back
I've gotta see the girl on the screen

Maybe I would like you better if you took off your clothes
I'm not playing with you, baby
I think that you should give it a go
She said, 'Maybe I would like you better if you took off your clothes
I wanna see, and stop thinking
If you're too shy, then let me
Too shy then let me go'
Oh, yeah

I see her online all the time

She said, 'Maybe I would like you better if you took off your clothes
I'm not playing with you, baby
I think that you should give it a go'
She said, 'Maybe I would like you better if you took off your clothes
I wanna see, and stop thinking
If you're too shy, then let me
Too shy, then let me know'