Lyrics:

The night porter - He ain't got no heart

No joking when you're out after dark

Rude thoughts inside his little head

Bet he'd like to tuck you up in bed

Oh baby let me turn on your light

Cos I'm a big boy and I can stay up all night

And after all, you've come a long way too

So sweet and tender it'll be with you

And I'll be there in the Art School Annexe

Just say the word and there'll be no panic

If you'll just let me in to your hall of residence

And I'll prove my innocence Oh Yeh!

Oh baby do you know how I feel?

Won't you let me take you out for a meal

And when it's over we can jump on a bus

Take me home and I won't make a fuss

And I'll be there in the Art School Annexe

Just say the word and there'll be no panic

If you'll just let me in to your hall of residence

And I'll prove my innocence Oh Yeh!