Lyrics:

You're my friend I hear you say

But I can't see you anyway

You keep that sack on your head all day

And when you dance you never sweat

You do the hustle like a minuet

You're the strangest thing on two legs that I've ever met

No I don't wanna Prima Donna in drag

And I can never imagine why

You always keep on

Your boots and shoes

You're sweet kid but you can't stand to lose

You keep on your boots and shoes

You're a neat kid

You're losing weight to keep in trim

Your friends all wonder how you stay so slim

But you forget about the state that I'm in

Everyday you count your gains

Amino acid pumping through your veins

You say you're liberated but you're in chains

No I don't wanna Prima Donna in drag

And I can never imagine why

You always keep on

Your boots and shoes

You're sweet kid but you can't stand to lose

You keep on your boots and shoes

You're a neat kid

But you can't stand to lose

You just can't stand it