Lyrics:

JULIET'S ASLEEP
(c) 1997 by Michael Glover

Romeo was surfing on the internet
Seven hours later he remembered Juliet
Waiting at her window
Looking at her wristwatch
"Where art thou Romeo? Five minutes left to go. I'll miss my favorite TV
show!"

Romeo he slipped into his roller blades
Made it to the florist and the druggist - just in case
Daffodils and condoms will solve a lot of problems
But the economy had crashed
He was short a little cash
He had to shoplift for love

Juliet's asleep
Been watching MTV
Took speed and XTC but it didn't help her
Romeo's beneath
Surrounded by police
But Juliet's asleep having dreams of love

Romeo was taken to the county jail
His roommate had tattoos, a beard, and ponytail
He said: "My dad was Charles Manson. My, you're rather handsome."
Romeo was stressing
He counted all his blessings
At least they let him keep his condoms

Juliet's asleep
Been watching MTV
Took speed and XTC but it didn't help her
Romeo's awake
Wearing prison gray
But Juliet's asleep having dreams of love

Romeo was out in half-a-dozen days
Charlie Jr. kissed him bye and he was on his way
The sergeant asked to see him
He said: "You've got an e-mail."
It was from his Juliet, said, "I'll meet you on the Net. Love is just a modem
away."

Juliet's asleep
Until her notebook beeps
Got a rendezvous to keep with her lover
Romeo and she
In Virtuality
As happy as can be
Having dreams of love