Lyrics:

[Verse 1]
You've worked hard at school
Did all the right things
Got a job, got a car, got a girl
Went and got the girl a ring

[Pre-Chorus]
Go to your church
And sing your happy hymns
And you think you're little Jesus, that you're just like him

[Chorus]
I've met Jesus
I've met Jesus
I've met Jesus
And he's nothing like you
Nothing like you

Nothing like you

[Verse 2]
I know you think you're right
But you've got it all wrong
And your fighting the good-good fight
Oh, but you're not that strong

[Pre-Chorus]
You're a bigot
You're a bore with a fundamental flaw;
Jesus doesn't love you just for keepin' all the laws

[Chorus]
I've met Jesus
I've met Jesus
I've met Jesus
And he's nothing like you
Nothing like you

[Solo]

[Verse 3]
Fun is fornication
Everything's a sin
Oh, if Jesus was a bouncer
He'd never let you in

[Pre-Chorus]
You're a judge, you're a jury
You get drunk on your own fury
If I thrill you it will kill you
But you'll never get to heaven 'cause you'd die of shock again, ow!

[Chorus]
I've met Jesus
I've met Jesus
I've met Jesus
And he's nothing like you
There's no resemblance whatsoever

I've met Jesus
I've met Jesus
I've met Jesus
And he's nothing like you
(Nothing like you...)