Lyrics:

[Verse 1]
Mmm, humming
Do you hear the distant strumming?
The humming and the strumming are coming from afar
Ooh, do I hear drumming amidst the humming and strumming?
They'll never see us coming, we're beneath the radar

[Pre-Chorus]
Ooh, they must be joking
I can see the tops of their heads poking
O'er the top of the Trojan Guitar

[Chorus]
Well, they marched on toward the front line
Together, they roared
'We'd rather die by your sword
Than live under your gun'
But none of this matters to us, anymore
And you may have won the battle...
But you'll never win the war

[Verse 2]
Fly, fly, my beauties
To do your bloody duties
Just plant the seeds of mutiny
Amongst themselves they'll spar
So a-leeching we go
To massage the greatest ego
It ain't about money, no
But I betcha one or two of them are

[Pre-Chorus]
We'll lull them into a false sense
Of security and then let battle commence
And take down the Trojan Guitar

[Chorus]
Well, they marched on toward the front line
Together, they roared
'We'd rather die by your sword
Than live under your gun'
But none of this matters to us, anymore
And you may have won the battle...
But you'll never win the war

Charge!

[Solo]

[Verse 3]
Here I lie, dismembered
The mutineers surrendered
They'll always be remembered as the cowards that they are
All along they pretended
The enemy, they befriended
They sacrificed our splendid plans to make a quick dollar
But just as all hope is dwindling
Broken it up into kindling
I shall build us another Trojan Guitar

La la la la
La la la la, la-la-la-la, la la
La la la la
None of this matters to us, anymore
La la la la
La la la la, la-la-la-la la, la
La la la la
We've long forgotten what we're fighting for

[Chorus]
Well, they marched on toward the front line
Together, they roared
'We'd rather die by your sword
Than live under your gun'
But none of this matters to us, anymore
And you may have won the battle
But you'll never win the war