Lyrics:

[Village Quartet]
Hmmmmm...

Welcome to Transylvania
We're very happy that you're here!
Welcome to Transylvania
We greet you with a mighty cheer!
Chalujnik!

[Kemp]
We're considered both a Death and a Tourist Trap

[All Five]
Thanks to all the Frankensteins
You put us on the map!

[Bass]
So...

[Village Quartet]
Welcome to Transylvania

[Kemp]
Though vampires suck your blood at night
And werewolves prowl in the pale moonlight

[All Five]
And zombies have a tendency to roam
It's the place that we humbly call Home
Transylvania!