Lyrics:

Laurel and Hardy, pictures of me
Sweet little fellows you pay to see
Saturday morning, pictures are free
The little children all come to see me
They want to touch me
They want to love me
I always give them pictures of me

Laurel and Hardy, pictures of me
My little girlfriend don't come to see me
She gets so jealous when the kids start to scream
I love the laughter, kids offer to me
They want to touch me
They want to love me
The see a man that cannot be me

Laurel and Hardy, pictures of me
Sweet little fellows you pay to see
Saturday morning, pictures are free
The little children all come to see me
They want to touch me
They want to love me
I always give them pictures of me