Lyrics:

And I can do the frug I can do the Robocop I can do the Freddie I cannot do the Smurf And I can hate your girl I can tell you that she's real pretty I can take my clothes off I cannot fall in love And I can do the frug I can do the Robocop I can do the Freddie I cannot do the Smurf And I can watch TV I can shuffle up to Buffalo I can do a backbend I will not call you back And I can start a book I can make some mac and cheese I can sleep twelve hours You'll never see my eyes Chorus And I can hate your girl I can tell you that she's real pretty I can take my clothes off I cannot fall in love You'll never see my eyes I will not call you back I cannot do the smurf I cannot fall in love I'll never fall in love I cannot fall in love... Chorus