Lyrics:

The time has come
To be a lover from the Argentine
To slick my hair down with Brilliantine
And gargle heavily with Listerine
Wow!
It's time for Max
To put his backers on their backs
And thrill them with amazing acts
Those aging nymphomaniacs
Ah-ah-ah
They were helpless
They were hopeless
Then along came Bialy
They were joyless
They were boy-less
Then along came Bialy
They're my angels
I'm their devil
And I keep those embers aglow
When I woos 'em
I can't lose 'em
'Cause I cast my spell and they start yelling
Fire down below!
So romantic
They were frantic
Then their prayers were heard up above
Heaven sent them their Bialy
I'm the celebration of love
Who is it? Who is it?
It's Max Bialystock
Oh!
(Dance break)
Fire down below!
We were listing
We were sinking
Then along came Bialy
We were desperate
We were drinking
Then along came Bialy (Push it daddy)
We were frantic
Then our prayers were heard up above
It's Bialy, hey Bialy
He's the culmination
The restoration
The consummation
A tittilation
Ejaculation (Ai)
He's the celebration of love
(Music break)
Bloom! I've done it!
I've raised the two million dollars
Now all we have to do is put on the biggest flop in history
That's great!
(Music break)
We can't miss!