Lyrics:

Ask if we can have six in

If not we'll have to have two

You're coming up our end aren't you

I'll get one with you

He wouldn't let us have six in

Especially not with the food

He could have just told us no though

He didn't have to be rude



See her with the green dress

I talked to her at the bar

How come it's already two pound fifty?

We've only gone about a yard

Couldn't you see she were gorgeous

She were beyond belief

There was this lad at her side drinking his Smirnoff Ice

Can I buy you a tropical reef?



Sitting going backwards

And I didn't want to leave

I said it's High Green mate

Via Hillsborough please



Well how funny were that sketch earlier

Up at that taxi rank

Oh no you woulda missed it,

It were when you went to the bank

These lads went round proper shouting

About who was next in the queue

The kind of thing that would seem so funny

But not when they've both had a few



Well calm down, temper, temper

You shouldn't get so annoyed

You're acting like a silly little boy

And they wanted to be men

And do some fighting in the street

(They said) no surrender