Lyrics:

Get on your dancing shoes

There's one thing on your mind

Oh, been there looking for you

Sure you'll be rummagin' through

Oh and the shit, shock, horror

You've seen your future bride

Oh, but it's oh so absurd

For you to say the first word

So you're waitin'n'waitin'n...



The only reason that you came

So what ya scared for?

Oh don't you always do the same

It's what ya there for, don't ya know..



The lights are flashing

Down in here tonight

And so'm I exchange a glance

Looking pretending to dance



Don't act like it's not happening

As if its impolite

To go and mention your name

Instead you'll just do the same

As they all do, and hope for the best...



The only reason that you came

So what ya scared for?

Well don't ya always do the same

It's what ya there for, oooo yaaa!!



Get on your dancing shoes

You sexy little swine

Oh, been there looking for you

Sure you'll be rumagin' through



Oh and the shit, shock, horror

You've seen your future bride

Oh, but it's oh so absurd

For you to say the first word

So you're waitin'n'waaaaaaaaaohhh...!