Lyrics:

Tequila

Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered 'Yes' to any of these questions,
ask your doctor or pharmacist about Tequila.

Tequila!

Tequila is the safe, natural way to feel better
and more confident about yourself and your actions.

Tequila can help ease you out of your shyness
and let you tell the world your ready and willing
to do just about anything.

You'll notice the benefits of Tequila almost immediately.
And with a regimen of regular doses, you can over come
any obsticales that prevents you from living the
life you want to live.

Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past
and you'll discover many talents you never knew you had.

Stop hiding and Start living with Tequila

(Tequila may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant
or nursing should not use Tequila. However, women who wouldn't
mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it. Side
affects may include dizzyness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration,
erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of
money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing,
headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing karaoke and
play all night rounds of strip poker, truth or dare, and naked twister.

WARNING: the consumption of alcohol may make you think you are
whispering when you're not, is a major factor in dancing like a retard,
may cause you tell your friends over and over again that you're in love
with them. Also, may cause you to think you can sing. Alcohol may
lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone
them at 4:00 in the morning. Alcohol may make you think you can
logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
It may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster, and better
looking than most people. And it may lead you to think that people are
laughing with you. Alcohol may cause pregnancy and it also may be a
major factor in getting your ass kicked.)

So what are you waiting for?
Stop hiding and start living with Tequila.

Tequila!