Lyrics:

All the late night bargains have been struckBetween the satin beaus and their bellesAnd prehistoric garbage trucksHave the city to themselvesEchoes roars dinosaursThey're all doing the monster mashAnd most of the taxis and the whoresAre only taking calls for cashI don't know how it happenedIt all took place so quickBut all I can do is hand it to youAnd your latest trickMy door was standing openSecurity was laid back and laxBut it was only my heart got brokenYou must have had a pass key made out of waxYou played robbery with insolenceAnd I played the blues in twelve bars down Lover's LaneAnd you never did have the inteligence to useThe twelve keys hanging off my chainI don't know how it happenedIt all took place so quickBut all I can do is hand it to youAnd your latest trickNow it's past last call for alcoholPast recall has been here and goneThe landlord finally paid us allThe satin jazzmen have put away their hornsAnd we're standing outside of this wonderlandLooking so bereaved and so bereftLike a Bowery bum when he finally understandsThe bottle's empty and there's nothing leftI don't know how it happenedIt was faster than the eye could flickBut not all I can do is hand it to youAnd your latest trick