Lyrics:

From the Money For Nothing AlbumI want my MTVNow look at them yo-yo's that's the way you do itYou play the guitar on the MTVThat ain't workin' that's the way you do itMoney for nothin' and your chicks for free Now that ain't workin' that's the way you do itLemme tell ya them guys ain't dumbMaybe get a blister on your little fingerMaybe get a blister on your thumbWe gotta install microwave ovensCustom kitchen deliveriesWe gotta move these refrigeratorsWe gotta move these colour TV'sSee the little faggot with the earring and the makeupYeah buddy that’s his own hairThat little faggot got his own jet airplaneThat little faggot he’s a millionaireGotta install microwave ovensCustom kitchen deliveriesWe gotta move these refrigeratorsGotta move these colour TV'sI shoulda learned to play the guitarI shoulda learned to play them drumsLook at that mama, she got it stickin' in the cameraMan we could have someAnd he's up there, what's that? Hawaiian noises?Bangin' on the bongoes like a chimpanzeeThat ain't workin' that's the way you do itGet your money for nothin' get your chicks for freeWe gotta install microwave ovensCustom kitchens deliveriesWe gotta move these refrigeratorsWe gotta move these colour TV'sLook a' hereThat ain't workin' that's the way you do itYou play the guitar on your MTVThat ain't workin' that's the way you do itMoney for nothin' and your chicks for freeMoney for nothin' and chicks for freeMoney for nothin' and your chicks for freeLook at that, look at thatMoney for nothin' and your chicks for freeI want my, I want my, I want my MTVMoney for nothin' and chicks for free(Fade)I want my, I want my, I want my MTV