Lyrics:

[Mr. Mackey] (Eric Cartman)And everyone should get along..Okay children quiet down, quiet downChildren I'd like to i
ntroduce our new substitute teacher for the dayHis name is Mr. ShadyChildren quiet down pleaseBrian don't throw that (SHUT U
P!)Mr. Shady will be your new substitutewhile Mr. Kaniff is out with pneumonia (HE'S GOT AIDS!)Good luck Mr. Shady[Eminem]
Hi there little boys and girls (FUCK YOU!)Today we're gonna to learn how to poison squirrelsBut first, I'd like you to meet
my friend Bob (Huh?)Say hi Bob! (