Lyrics:

Dear Mrs. Applebee
I've gotta get somethin' off my chest
Mrs. Applebee
You've got the wrong idea about me
Mrs. Applebee
You told Marie she couldn't go
With me because you heard that I was bad
Mrs. Applebee, please hear my plea
Don't you know that anyone can change
Mrs. Applebee?
And for Marie I'd even swim the sea
Mrs. Applebee
I'm begging you to please be kind
I want a chance to change your mind about me
Mrs. Applebee
Dear Mrs. Applebee
I know that I once made some bad mistakes
Mrs. Applebee
But that was long before I loved Marie
Mrs. Applebee
I'll make you glad as you can be
And you'll be proud to see Marie with me
Mrs. Applebee, Mrs. Applebee ...