Lyrics:

MIMI How long til next year? ROGER Three and a half minutes. . . MIMI I'm giving up my vices I'm going back, back to school Eviction or not This week's be so hot That long as I got you I know I'll be cool I couldn't crack the love code, dear 'Til you made the lock on my heart explode It's gonna be a happy New Year A happy New Year MARK Coast is clear You're supposed to be working That's for midnight Where are they? There isn't much time MIMI Maybe they're dressing I mean what does one wear thats apropos For a party - That's also a crime MAUREEN Chips, anyone? MARK You can take the girl out of Hicksville But you can't take the Hicksville out of the girl MAUREEN My riot got you on TV I deserve a royalty MIMI Be nice you two Or no God awful champagne MAUREEN Don' t mind if I do No luck? ROGER Bolted plywood, padlocked with a chain A total dead end MAUREEN Just like my ex-girlfriend Honey. . .? I know you're there. . . Please pick up the phone Are you okay? It's not funny It's not fair How can I atone? Are you okay? I lose control But I learn to behave Give me one more chance Let me be your slave I'll kiss your Doc Martens Let me kiss your doc Martens Your every wish I will obey JOANNE That might be okay Down girl Heel. . .Stay I did a bit of research With my friends at Legal Aid Technically, you're squatters There's hop But just in case MARK