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JOANNE Mark? MARK Hi. JOANNE I told her not to call you MARK That's Maureen But can I help since I'm here JOANNE I hired and engineer. . . MARK Great! Well, nice to have met you JOANNE Wait! She's three hours late The samples won't delay But the cable - MARK There's another way Say something - Anything JOANNE Test - One, two, three. . . MARK Anything but that JOANNE This is weird MARK It's weird JOANNE Very weird MARK Fuckin' weird JOANNE I'm so mad That I don't know what to do Fighting with microphones Freezing down to my bones And to top it all off I'm with you MARK Feel like going insane? Got a fire in your brain? And you're thinking of drinking gasoline? JOANNE As a matter of fact - MARK Honey, I know the act It's called, the 'Tango Maureen' The Tango Maureen It's a dark, dizzy merry-go-round As she keeps you dangling JOANNE You're wrong MARK Your heart she is mangling JOANNE It's different with me MARK And you toss and you turn 'Cause her cold eyes can burn Yet you yearn and you churn and rebound JOANNE I think I know what you mean BOTH The Tango Maureen MARK Has she ever Pouted her lips And called you 'Pookie' JOANNE Never MARK Have you ever doubted a kiss or two? JOANNE This is spooky Did you swoon When she walked through the door? MARK Every time - so be cautious JOANNE Did she moon over other boys--? MARK More than moon-- JOANNE-acap