Lyrics:

Well, he out grew his sequin suit Sold his Trailways bus Let his hair get a little too long Duck tails bit the dust His custom made, pearl inlaid guitar slipped from his hands And in it's place a new electrical one He had flown in from Japan [Chorus:] `Cause he's a cheeseburger eatin' Abandoned Sunday meetin' Brand new country star He rides around in a Lincoln Continental No steer horns on his car Oh the record man say he's the livin' end They're gonna spin him right to the top Yea, he's a hot roman candle from the Texas panhandle He can either go country or pop Got a good ole' friend name of Texas Ben Tells him all the spots to play And a sweet little lady, he calls her sexy Sadie She's with the boy night and day They're gonna open up a chain of fancy bowling lanes The first one in his old home town And on ribbon cutting day they'll come from miles away The folks will all gather round [Chorus]