Lyrics:

I`ve got me a woman, she`s a pretty good woman at that
We live with a monkey and a Chinese acrobat
She calls me Tex and makes me wear a cowboy hat
But I don`t care `cause she`s a pretty good woman at that

I like nothin` better than to spend my nights at home
I listen to my baby playing her slide trombone
She talks in tongues and boy that turns me on
With a woman like that a man need never roam

And some folks get themselves to Heaven
Some folks stay in Tennessee
I don`t care where I`m headed
Just as long as that woman stays with me

Nothin` in the world make me treat my woman mean
She trims my beard, she keeps my tractor clean
She cooks my food, she brings me turnip greens
Yeah, I know she`s the best little woman I`ve seen

Some folks get themselves to Heaven
Some folks stay in Tennessee
I don`t care where I`m headed, no
Just as long as that woman stays with me