Lyrics:

I am keith b real story breaker keeping it real here
and ice and everything this is ridiculous wait a minute is that jada pinkett
I'm in some chinese mans theatre and this brother is keeping it real damn ridiculous
this is belemptious we got people up here posing as slaves
I need to ask you girl
excuse me jada over here hi
Hey I'm keith b real keeping it real as usual I got some questions
How long do you think this Will Smith hypothermia is gonna last
Sure
Uh hypothermia
Yea look it up man do you guys read


Well you know I think Will is very talented
Man I would tour your little ah
and I think he'll be successful at anything he puts his mind too
Well I been checking out his vertebrae he don't look like he can slang it like no man
it talks about that on page thirty seven
If you would have read my motivational tapes you wouldn't have done that
Charlie you need to stop grabbing up on me anyway this is keith b real be right backUh excuse me charlie mack please handle this