Lyrics:

'Gentlemen, gentlemen please! Senors, por favor!'

I once met a man with a sense of adventure.
He was dressed to thrill wherever he went.
He said, 'Let's make love on a mountaintop,
under the stars on a big hard rock.'

I said, 'In these shoes? What is this, the Peace Corps?'
I said, 'Honey, let's do it here.'

So we're sittin' at a bar in Guadalajara,
in walks a guy with a faraway look in his eyes.
He says, 'I've got a powerful horse outside.
Climb on the back, I'll take you for a ride.
I know a little place we can get before the break of day.'

I said, 'In these shoes? No way, Jose!'
I said, 'Honey, let's stay right here.'

No le gusta caminar.
No puede montar a cabailo.
?Como se puede bailar?
Es un escandalo!

Then I met an Englishman.
'Oh,' he said, 'Are you American?
Won't you walk up and down on my spine?
It makes me feel strangely alive.'

I said, 'In these shoes? Oh, I doubt you'd survive.'
I said, 'Honey . . . let's do it . . . hehehehe'

'Let's stay right here.'

No le gusta caminar.
No puede montar a cabailo.
?Como se puede bailar?
Es un escandalo!

No le gusta caminar.
No puede montar a cabailo.
?Como se puede bailar?
Es un escandalo!

No le gusta caminar.
No puede montar a cabailo.
?Como se puede bailar?
Es un escandalo!

No le gusta caminar.
No puede montar a cabailo.
?Como se puede bailar?