Lyrics:

Jackass!
I'm a Pimped out Jedi Knight
Obi-Wan meets Dolomite
Ben Kenobi went and got himself a Pompador
These aren't the whores you're looking for
Jackass!
If the Crocodile hunter smoked weed
Steve Irwin burning herb in his Jeep
Kicks the kangaroos for laughing at his hair cut
Used to fall for that too but
If you knew me like
I know myself
You'd hate me like
I hate myself
'Cause i'm a
Jackass!
Got no Rabbit in this hat
'Cause I'm pulling it out my ass
Ain't Siegfried or Roy but I could be
Making Magic with a pussy
Jackass!
Like that dude in Tienemen Square
With a Six pack and a folding chair
Guy bothered the parade and ended up
Playing Chicken with the tanks but
If you knew me like
I know myself
You'd hate me like
I hate myself
'Cause i'm a
Jackass!
They could out the Lesbian Spice Girl
They could try to run Game on the ODB
They could kick every douche bag off the Real World
But they won't get rid of me!
If I knew you like
You know yourself
I'd hate you like
You hate yourself
Hate yourself
Hate yourself
Hate yourself
Hate yourself
Hate yourself
Hate yourself
'Cause you're a Jackass!
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