Lyrics:

he Walked Right Up And Said, 'get Off That Riding Mower'
i Said Sir, 'let Me Explain Before You Put Me In The Tank'
she Took My Keys Away And Now She Won't Drive Me To Drink

i Need A Honky Tonk Song, A Cold, Cold Beer
a Hardwood Floor, A Smoky Atmosphere
a Pocket Full Of Change To Last Me All Night Long
i Gotta Hear Old Hank A Moanin', A Honky Tonk Song

he Didn't Show Me Much Compassion When I Tried To Walk That Line
as He Put Those Handcuffs On Me, I Said, 'give Me One More Try'
he Never Even Cracked A Smile When He Threw Me In The Car
so I Said, 'sir, If You Don't Mind, Oh, Would You Drop Me Off In A Bar'

i Need A Honky Tonk Song, A Cold, Cold Beer
a Hardwood Floor, Smoky Atmosphere
a Pocket Full Of Change To Last Me All Night Long
i Gotta Hear Old Hank A Moanin', A Honky Tonk Song
i Gotta Hear Old Hank A Moanin', A Honky Tonk Song