Lyrics:

[Eminem]

Ill be...



[Hook n Eminem]

The way you shake it

I can't believe it

I ain't never seen a ass like that

The way you move it

You make my pee pee go

Da-doing doing doing



I don't believe it

It's almost too good to be true

I ain't never seen a ass like that

The way you move it

You make my pee pee go

Da-doing doing doing



[Verse 1]:

The way she moves she's like a belly dancer

She's shakin that ass to the new nelly jams

I think someone's at the door, but I don't think i'ma answer

Police saying freeze...da-doing doing doing

What do you mean freeze?

Please I'm a human being

I have needs, I'm not done

Not till I'm finished pee-ing

I am not resisting arrest, I am agree-ing

Mister officer, I'm already on my knees

I can't get on the ground any further it's impossible for me

And do not treat me like a murderer, I just like to pee

Pee, pee, yes I make R'n'B

I sing song that go ringy chong

Ching chong chong chong ching

Psyche, I joke, I joke, I kid, I kid

If I offend, I'm sorry please please forgive

For I am Triumph the Puppet Dog, I am a mere puppet

I can get away with anything I say and you will love it



[Hook n Eminem]

The way you shake it

I can't believe it

I ain't never seen a ass like that

The way you move it

You make my pee pee go

Da-doing doing doing



Jessica simpson

looks oh so temptin

Nick I ain't never seen a ass like that

Everytime I see the show on MTV

My pee pee goes

Da-doing doing doing



[Verse 2]:

Mary-Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome

Now they gettin older they startin to grow bum-bums

I go to the movies and sit down with my popcorn

Police saying freeze...da-doing doing doing

What do you mean freeze?

Jeez, I just got my seat

I have tickit, look I put it away my zipper zipped

Please do not remove me from this movie theater please

I did not even get to see Mary-Kate's shower scene

I didn't mean to be obscene or make a great big scene

And don't treat me like I'm Pee Wee Herman

This movie is PG mister officer

I demand to see my attorney

I will simply plead innocent, cop a plea and be free

Free, yes, free, right back on the streets

What you mean my lawyer is with Michael

He's too busy, I'm Triumph

Britney Spears has shoulders like a man

And I can say that and you laugh

Cos there's a puppet on my hand [ha-ha-haaaaa]



[Hook n Eminem]

The way you shake it

I can't believe it

I ain't never seen a ass like that

The way you move it

You make my pee pee go

Da-doing doing doing



Hilary Duff is

Not quite old enough so

I ain't never seen a butt like that

Maybe next year I'll say ass

And she'll make my pee pee go

Da-doing doing doing



[Verse 3]:

The way she moves she dances like a gogo

In that video she sings 'Get Out' you boso,

'I need a new boyfriend, Hi my name is JoJo'

Police saying freeze...da-doing doing doing

What do you mean freeze?

My computers will be seized

And my keys to my ranch, I just baked cookies

Mister officer, lookie, take a whiff of these

Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this

Nobody is safe from me, no not even me

I don't even know if I can say the word pee-pee

Pee, on the radio, but I think I did

Janet, is that a breast? I think I just saw a tit!

Psyche, I joke, I joke, I kid, I kid

I don't think my joke is working, I must flee

Quick, get to the chopper, everybody get down

I'm not Triumph, I'm Arnold, get down



[Hook n Eminem]

The way you shake it

I can't believe it

I ain't never seen a ass like that

The way you move it

You make my pee pee go

D-doing doing doing



So Gwen Stefani

Will you pee-pee on me please?

I ain't never seen a ass like that

Cos the way you move it

You make my pee-pee go

D-doing doing doing



[Dre]

What the fuck is wrong with you?!