Lyrics:

If I want some beer
I don't want to hear
About how I missed the show
Because I drink too slow

So pass me the beer bong
It won't take very long
For me to put down
This torpedo to the ground

Because drinking beer is too slow
Beer bong is the way to go
To go, to go
Don't drink too slow

Beer bong, beer bong
Beer bong, beer bong

If I want some beer
I don't want to hear
About how I missed the show
Because I drink too slow

So pass me the beer bong
It won't take very long
For me to put down
This torpedo to the ground

Because drinking beer is too slow
Beer bong is the way to go
To go, to go
Don't drink too slow

Beer bong, beer bong
Drink it down now