When i was a child staring at the tube I saw sex, violence and death on the news One day i saw the duke kill someone Daddy said don't worry boy, they're just acting son
All i want is attention from somebody Somebody pay attention to me Like them actors i got no shame I want my fifteen minutes of fame
Doin' as i see on my tv Doin' as i see on my tv
Can i get on the news if i kill my wife? Would you respect me more if i took my life? I tried to act and my career just flopped So i beat up my neighbors and i got on 'cops'
All i want's a millions bucks from somebody Somebody pay a million bucks to me
I could shoot and rape and kill And buy me a house in beverly hills, please?
Doin' as i see on my tv Doin' as i see on my tv
I'd even do a porno flick, like all them hollywood chicks I'm doin' it as i see on my tv
Took my girl to rent a porno movie I thought that it'd be kinda groovy I thought that'd this impress my lover And there she was right on the cover!
All i want is attention from somebody Somebody pay attention to me I'm a man i got no shame I want my fifteen minutes of fame
Doin' as i see on my tv Doin' as i see on my tv
Hell i'd even do a porno flick, like my hero rocky did