Lyrics:

Alright, now we're cookin'
How you feelin', New York?
I see her online (what?)
All the time (that's right)
I'm trying not to stare down there
While she talks about her tough time (how you feelin'?)
Girl of your dreams (what?)
You know what I mean
There's something 'bout her stare that makes you nervous
And you say things that you don't mean
Well, I found a motel, called up the twins
It's seven in the morning, so they won't let me in
I need to get back, I've gotta see the girl on the screen
Let's do it, New York, here we go!
'Maybe I would like you better if you took off your clothes
I'm not playing with you, baby, I think that you should give it a go' (that's right, baby)
She said, 'Maybe I would like you better if you took off your clothes
I wanna see and stop thinking, if you're too shy then let me
Too shy then let me know' (that's right)

I've been wearing nothing every time I call you
And I'm starting to feel weird about it
Oh, sometimes it's better if you think about it
But this time, I think I'm gonna drink through it
I see her online, and I don't think that I should be calling
All the time, I just wanted a happy ending
I'm pretending I don't care 'bout her stare
While she's giving me a tough time (oh no)
And I found a motel, but it looked like the bins
I think there'd been a murder, 'cause we couldn't get in
I need to get back, I've gotta see the girl on the screen
Oh, one more time, let's go!
'Maybe I would like you better if you took off your clothes (you got it)
I'm not playing with you, baby, I think that you should give it a go' (yeah)
She said, 'Maybe I would like you better if you took off your clothes
I wanna see and stop thinking, if you're too shy then let me
(Too shy then let me know) Let's do it, baby
(But if you're too shy then let me know) Hey, Waughy, hey, c'mon, c'mon, go, go, go!
Ladies and gentlemen, John fucking Waugh!

(I see her online
All the time)
Let me hear you!
Alright!
This is a party, let's go!
'Maybe I would like you better if you took off your clothes
I'm not playing with you, baby, I think that you should give it a go'
She said, 'Maybe I would like you better if you took off your clothes
I wanna see and stop thinking, if you're too shy then let me
Too shy then let me know' (bam, bam, bam)

Hi, one, two
Hello, everybody!
Alright, okay
Welcome to 'The 1975 At Their Very Best'