Lyrics:

Hee hee hee hee, hee hee hee hee hee

My name is Brian and I'm the man
I write hit songs with a wave of my hand
Songs of surf and sun and sand
I make great music with my band
Songs you dance to and songs of joy
'cause I'm the original Beach Boy

Everybody's gone surfin', Surfin U.S.A

All the songs I used to write
Talked about girls who weren't too bright
Round round get around I got around
What I was lookin' for I never found
As time goes on and I've seen the light
Intelligent chicks are dynamite

When I grow up to be man
Giddy-up giddy-up 409

Now some guys like the flashy types
And some guys dig bomb archetypes
I'm no different from the rest
I love hips and legs and breasts
But strictly on a higher plane, what really turns me on's her brain!

Smart girls, talkin' 'bout smart girls
Sexy ladies with high IQs
Smart girls, I love the smart girls
You brainy babes with your attitudes
Smart smart smart smart girls

Did I love you, little surfer girl?
Or was it just your bod and long blonde curls?
Fun fun fun was all we heard cruisin' in her daddy's thunderbird
Ba ba ba ba barbara ann, she ran away with another man?!

She's my little deuce coupe
This is the worst trip
Help me, Rhonda, yeah
Get her out of my heart

Rhonda helped helped, helped me for a while
Not much going on behind her smile
I wanna hot hot, mental stimulation
Women with more imagination
Yeah smart girls are my inspiration
Given me...

Good good good good vibrations

Wouldn't it be nice
If PHDs were strokin' me with hypotheses
Gimme a gal who teaches school
Who's not afraid to break the rules
Women doctors and lawyers, too, can really make a man out of you

Smart girls, talkin' 'bout smart girls
Sexy ladies with high IQs
Smart girls, I love the smart girls
You brainy babes with your attitudes
Smart smart smart smart girls

Smart girls, wish they all could be
Smart girls rhyme in poetry
A clever head is a real turn-on
You bright, you brainy amazons
Authors, scientists, and architects
Sultry babes with intellect

Don't worry baby
Everything will turn out

God only knows what I'd be without smart girls, hip-hop and harmony
I'm wiser now, I know where it's at
Intelligence is an aphrodisiac
So if you're seekin' that perfect mate
Listen to Brian, beauty's good but...

Smart girls, talkin' 'bout smart girls
Sexy ladies with high IQs
Smart girls, I love the smart girls
You brainy babes with your attitudes
Big brains are awesome, dude!
Smart smart smart smart girls
Smart girls, talkin' 'bout smart girls
Sexy ladies with high IQs
Smart girls, I love the smart girls
You brainy babes with your attitudes
I wanna congratulate you, you were just fine