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The day they found a cure for AIDS The day they found a cure for AIDS Everybody took one little pill and was okay The day thay found a cure The day they found a cure for AIDS Everybody took one little pill and was okay I slept with Cindy and Martha and Sue I slept with Julie, Melissa and Kate The day thay found a cure The day they found a cure for AIDS Everybody took one little pill and was okay The people who had plotted to get rid of all the gays Admitted their guilt and everything was fine Everybody else said, I din't know The day they found a cure For 6 months, no one went to work, they all had orgies Morning after pills were sold in grocery stores and gas stations The day they found a cure for AIDS Everybody took one little pill and was okay We rented dirty movies and ordered out for food For 3 solid weeks everyone I met was nude I slept with Julie, Melissa and Jake Nobody was afraid The day they found a cure The day they found a cure The day they found a cure, for AIDS