ngwriters: Coty, Neal Lee; Melton, Jimmy 500 channels, and there ain't much on tonight But reality shows 'bout some folks so called lives A pretty girl cries 'cause she don't get a rose But she'll find love next year on her own show And they call that real Real is the hand you hold 57 years Real is a band of gold tremblin' with fear It's the first long tear down an ol' man's face Watchin' his angel slippin' away His heart so broke, it's never gonna heal I call that real Where I live, housewives don't act like that And the survivors are farmers in John Deere hats Our amazin' race is beatin' the check Prayin' that the bank ain't ran it through yet Real like too much rain fallin' from the sky Real like the drought that came around here last July It's the damn bol weevils and the market and the wheat The prayer they pray when they plant the seeds And the chance they take to bring us our next meal I call that real Real like a job you lose 'cause it moves to Mexico Like a mama and her baby with no safe place to go Like a little dreamhouse with a big ol' 'foreclosed' sign Like a flag draped coffin, and a 21 gun goodbye I call that real Man, I call that real Whoa, I call that real LyricsFreak