Lyrics:

Kicker, Kicker Conspiracy. Kicker, Kicker Conspiracy
J. Hill's** satanic reign
Ass-lickers King O'Team
Kicker, Kicker Conspiracy x 2

In the marble halls of the charm school
How flair is punished
Under Marble Millichip***, the FA. broods
On how flair can be punished
They're guest is a Euro-State magnate
How flair is punished

K.K.C. X4

In the booze club, George Best**** does rule
How flair is punished
His downfall was a blonde girl, but that's none of your business!
K. K. C. X 4

Former fan at the bus stop
Treads on the ball at his feet, in the christmas rush
And in his hands, two lager cans
Talks to himself. At the back. At the top

What are the implications of the club unit?
Plastic, Slime, Partitions, Cocktail, Zig-Zag, Tudor Bar

Pat McGatt. Pat McGatt, the very famous sports reporter is
Talking......there

FANS! ! ! 'Remember, you are abroad!
Remember the police are rough!
Remember the unemployed!
Remember my expense account!

HOT DOGS AND SEAT FOR MR. HOGG !!
HOT DOGS AND SEAT FOR MR. HOGG!!!
AAAAAANNNNDDD HIS GROTTYSPAWN! ! ! !

Lurid brochures for ground unit
Our style is punished

K. K. C. X 5
Remember! don't collect with the rough
K. K. C. X 1

Kicker, lets swell the facilities

Kicker Conspiracy times eight