Lyrics:

The minute I get out of my tent
My garden is covered with cement
The minute I went
And Radio One blasting outside
Asterisk
Twixt light and dark

He said I'm a handyman
He was a handyman
Hewas a handyman
He was handyman

I said what you doing round that grave?
Said I'm a handyman
I saw you chatting to my wife
Between the light and door
It was a handyman
And the minute I got outta my tent....

Go out
Ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha ha....
They have cheese
Not me
It was a handy a-handy a-handy man

Conditions not good job
You try and try to get under
Just bang around
Just bang around
Ha ha ha ha

And it does not cut me down
And Sunday nights don't get out anymore