Lyrics:

Hey, little girl. Did you want to know...a seecret?
Cause I know one, and it is sooooo good to hear it.
You want to know what it schwas?
Alright, I'll tell you what it schwas.
I know.....how to caount....alllll de way to schfifty five.
...and I will tell you how to do it.
Faster than you can say, 'Poopty Peupty pants'.
You ready to hear it, baby?
Arrrright.

Schwam.
Doo.
Two an heif.
Scheven.
Schfourteen-teen.
Schwenty-one.
Schwenty-seven heif.
Twenty seven, thirty seven, 'WHAT YOU SAYYYY?!'

Shiggity schwove,
Schwifty-five.
Shiggity Schwat,
Schfifty-five.
Shiggity shiggity schwove,
Schwifty-five.
Shiggity shiggity schwove,
Schfifty-five.
Girlfriend's Age: Schfifty-five.
My IQ: Schwifty-five.
You must pay....5 + 5 is fifty, fifty, fifty!!
Schfifty-five!
Shiggity shiggity,
Schfifty-five!
Schwhatiewhat?
Schfifty-five,
My IQ is schfifty-five.
Shiggity shiggity,
Schwifty-five.
Schwagity,
Schfifty-five.
Schwat? Shiggity schwat, schfifty, schfifty, schwat.

Come on girl, when you add 5+5,
Come on girl, fifty five, do that fifty five.
Come on girl, come on girl, shake your butt, you aix.
Fifty five, fifty five, now lets do the saix! Cmon...

Schfifty-five!
Shiggity shiggity,
Schfifty-five!
Schwhatiewhat?
Schfifty-five,
Shiggity shiggity...
Schfifty-five.
Shiggity shiggity,
Schwifty-five.
Schwagity,
Schfifty-five.
What you say? What you say? Cmon girl, fifty five!
Shiggity, schfifty-five
Cmon girl, schfifty-five.
What you say?! Schfifty-five
What you say?! Schfifty-five
Cannot hear you! Schfifty-five
My ear cant..Schfifty-five.....do it...

Shiggity, shiggity, schwaggity, shiggity, schwou?

Schfifty-five.